A Little Toilet Humor
Posted December 17, 2009 | Laura Christianson
Seen inside a public toilet stall:
- Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. (My sons do that… and our toilet works.)
On a readerboard outside a pre-school:
- This sign intentionally left blank, just like your child’s mind. (Should parents interpret this as a compliment or an insult?)
In an office break room:
- After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. (That’ll help the caffeine go directly to your head.)
In a London department store:
- Bargain Basement Upstairs (Is that like going up the down staircase?)
In our elementary school’s newsletter:
- Sharing reasons not to smoke with your child (I don’t know about you, but I insist that my kids smoke by themselves.)
From an author’s “elevator pitch” for his new book:
- It is great in deed; you can oder it. (This author’s humble prose stinks.)
Share some of your faves!
Sign in community hall:
“Please sweep the floor after dancing with the broom.”
.-= Gayle Gresham´s last blog ..Welcome to Colorado Reflections! =-.
Sign in community hall:
“Please sweep the floor after dancing with the broom.”
.-= Gayle Gresham´s last blog ..Welcome to Colorado Reflections! =-.
Sign in community hall:
“Please sweep the floor after dancing with the broom.”
.-= Gayle Gresham´s last blog ..Welcome to Colorado Reflections! =-.
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