A Little Toilet Humor

Posted December 17, 2009 | Laura Christianson

Toilet paperSeen inside a public toilet stall:

  • Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. (My sons do that… and our toilet works.)

On a readerboard outside a pre-school:

  • This sign intentionally left blank, just like your child’s mind. (Should parents interpret this as a compliment or an insult?)

In an office break room:

  • After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. (That’ll help the caffeine go directly to your head.)

In a London department store:

  • Bargain Basement Upstairs (Is that like going up the down staircase?)

In our elementary school’s newsletter:

  • Sharing reasons not to smoke with your child (I don’t know about you, but I insist that my kids smoke by themselves.)

From an author’s “elevator pitch” for his new book:

  • It is great in deed; you can oder it. (This author’s humble prose stinks.)

Share some of your faves!

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10 responses to “A Little Toilet Humor”

  1. Devon says:

    Seen a few years ago on a community reader board: “NK Junior High – Making Kids Sucussful” (I bet!)

    I like to take screen shots of funny Craigslist errors, but I haven’t posted any on my blog yet. I have A LOT. 🙂 I do have a Flickr set devoted to funny signs I’ve photographed: http://www.flickr.com/photos/deltasierra/sets/72157602733933203/ There are some great ones out there! I think you’ll like the one entitled “Say What?”. 🙂

    –Devon
    .-= Devon´s last blog ..From Twitter 12-16-2009 =-.

  2. Devon says:

    Seen a few years ago on a community reader board: “NK Junior High – Making Kids Sucussful” (I bet!)

    I like to take screen shots of funny Craigslist errors, but I haven’t posted any on my blog yet. I have A LOT. 🙂 I do have a Flickr set devoted to funny signs I’ve photographed: http://www.flickr.com/photos/deltasierra/sets/72157602733933203/ There are some great ones out there! I think you’ll like the one entitled “Say What?”. 🙂

    –Devon
    .-= Devon´s last blog ..From Twitter 12-16-2009 =-.

  3. Devon says:

    Seen a few years ago on a community reader board: “NK Junior High – Making Kids Sucussful” (I bet!)

    I like to take screen shots of funny Craigslist errors, but I haven’t posted any on my blog yet. I have A LOT. 🙂 I do have a Flickr set devoted to funny signs I’ve photographed: http://www.flickr.com/photos/deltasierra/sets/72157602733933203/ There are some great ones out there! I think you’ll like the one entitled “Say What?”. 🙂

    –Devon
    .-= Devon´s last blog ..From Twitter 12-16-2009 =-.

  4. Devon says:

    Seen a few years ago on a community reader board: “NK Junior High – Making Kids Sucussful” (I bet!)

    I like to take screen shots of funny Craigslist errors, but I haven’t posted any on my blog yet. I have A LOT. 🙂 I do have a Flickr set devoted to funny signs I’ve photographed: http://www.flickr.com/photos/deltasierra/sets/72157602733933203/ There are some great ones out there! I think you’ll like the one entitled “Say What?”. 🙂

    –Devon
    .-= Devon´s last blog ..From Twitter 12-16-2009 =-.

  5. Sign in community hall:

    “Please sweep the floor after dancing with the broom.”
    .-= Gayle Gresham´s last blog ..Welcome to Colorado Reflections! =-.